The Office – Goodbye Toby

(This was the fan fiction I wrote back in 2008, based on what the Office’s Season 4 finale episode: “Goodbye, Toby.”) As with all fan fiction, I own nothing.

INT. OFFICE- LOBBY – DAY

Michael comes in, wearing a party hat and carrying a large box filled with streamers, un-blown-up balloons, and a banner (we can’t read it, but it says, Goodbye Toby).

MICHAEL

Angela, what is the ETA for the cake?

ANGELA
(sighs)

I told you; it will be here at 3:30.

MICHAEL

(shakes his head)

Best you could do?  Okay, never mind. Pam, did you make arrangements for the band?

PAM

Band? What band?

KEVIN
Michael. I have a band. We could play. We need the money.

MICHAEL

Kevin, NO! I want a good band. I want a band that when we think back on this party, we will think “Hey, wasn’t that band great. I am so glad that our boss got that rockin’ band.” I don’t want people to remember “Oh, yeah, Kevin and his buddies loused things up with their crappy playing.”

PAM
Michael, you didn’t say anything about a band.

MICHAEL

Uh…I think I did. I remember right before I went to sleep last night, I said to myself “Gotta make sure you tell Pam to hire a band for this party!”

PAM
Yeah, but you never actually went ahead and told me to hire a band, and I doubt I can hire a band to play a party on a Friday afternoon that starts in about four hours.

MICHAEL
(sighs)

Fine! Kevin, you and your band can play.

KEVIN
YES! Awesome! Michael, you will not regret this.

MICHAEL

I’m already regretting it.

Dumping the box on Pam’s desk, Michael walks into his office. Toby comes out of the Annex and looks around at all the activity in the Office.

TALKING HEAD – TOBY

TOBY

Yes. Today is my last day before I leave Dunder-Mifflin and move to Costa Rica. Michael is throwing me a going-away party…I’m wondering how concerned I should be that Michael is putting more effort into a party that celebrates me leaving than he has in any actual work-related project.

Int. RYAN’S OFFICE IN NEW YORK CITY – DAY

Ryan is sitting at his desk. Jim is seated across from him, looking pensive.

RYAN
First of all, Jim, thanks for coming all the way to New York for this meeting. Sorry that I couldn’t make it to Scranton, but I am totally swamped. This was the only window I had on my schedule all week. You know how it is?

JIM
Oh yeah. Absolutely. I had some other business in New York, so it worked out well, actually.

RYAN
All right, Jim. I’m going to cut right to the chase. It’s about the Thompson account.

JIM
Yeah. It took a lot of work, but I managed to get him to agree to a deal.

RYAN
(sighs)
That’s the reason I called you in here. Mr. Thompson called. You know … that jackhammer, never-take-no-for-an-answer style of yours would work here in New York. It may have even worked in Stamford…but it doesn’t work in Scranton. I think that’s why, as Michael is so fond of pointing out, I never made a sale.

JIM

(confused)
But I actually, made the sale.

RYAN
Well, yes. Mr. Thompson signed a one-year contract with Dunder Mifflin. But the problem is that as soon as he got back to his office, he called me and told me that while he’d honour that contract, he’d never work with our company again because he didn’t like the way you badgered him.

JIM
Wow! Uhm…. I’m sorry?

RYAN

Jim. Don’t take it so hard. You just have to alter your sales style a little bit. It’s like I told you a while ago, you need to concentrate less on pranking Dwight and talking with your girlfriend and more on doing your job.

TALKING HEAD – JIM – OUTSIDE DUNDER MIFFLIN OFFICES

JIM
So…. things have not been so good at work lately. It seems as if I’m not exactly the most popular guy at the Office, what with that whole multiple birthday idea, and now with Ryan, it seems like I’m getting called into the Principal’s Office more than when I was in high school.

(Jim’s cell phone rings. He takes it out and reads the caller ID. His demeanour immediately brightens.)

Oh Wow! Excuse me, I have to take this.

(to whoever is on the phone)

Hello, Jim Halpert speaking…Yes…. Of course, I’m still interested…. Really? That is fantastic news. I totally accept…Uhm…I can start two weeks…two weeks today, in fact…Excellent, we will be in touch. Thank you…. Thank you so much.

(Closes up the phone and talks to the camera)

WOW! You ever get news at the exact moment when you needed it the most? This is one of those times. And right now, I want to share this news with someone special.

(Looks back at the Dunder Mifflin HQ)

And so, I am going to do that…right now.

INT. OFFICE – ACCOUNTING DEPT. -DAY

Andy approaches Kevin.

ANDY
So Kev, I hear that Scrantonicity II has a big ol’ engagement in the vicinity?

KEVIN
Yes. I am psyched!

ANDY
Listen, Kev. I was wondering if you guys might be in the market for some of the Bernard vocal talents.

KEVIN
Actually, ever since we formed Scrantonicity II, we have been looking for a new lead singer. You do know we only sign Police covers, right?

ANDY
(singing)

ROXANNE! You don’t have to put on the red light.

KEVIN
Awesome!

ANGELA

Andy! I thought you were going to be helping me with the party planning.

ANDY
Oooh…sorry, babe but I have an obligation to the public to let this voice be heard through song whenever possible.

Angela “arghs” and storms away.

ANDY

Some people just don’t appreciate what I have to go through for being blessed-slash-cursed with this talent. Meanwhile, I am going to have to stock up on the water if I want to get my voice finely tuned.

As Andy heads to the water cooler, Dwight takes note of Angela’s departure to the Conference Room.

INT. RESTAURANT-DAY

Pam and her mother are sitting at a table, enjoying a light lunch.

PAM’S MOM
It was really nice of you to invite me out like this. Are you sure they won’t miss you at the Office?

PAM

Oh please, Michael will probably not even notice that he’s making really bad puns involving my name to an empty desk and everyone else will be too busy with the party to even realize I’ve left. Besides, I wanted to take my Mom out for a special Mother-Daughter lunch…because…I have some news.

PAM’S MOM

Oh my God! Jim proposed, didn’t he? Oh my God. Wait…where’s the ring?

PAM

No ring, Mom. Jim hasn’t proposed yet. I mean, that’s coming. He’s been pretty obvious about it. No, the big news is that I got into a graphic arts program in New York. It starts in September.

PAM’S MOM
You’re going back to school? But where does that leave you and Jim?

PAM
Oh, it’s totally fine. Totally. Jim has been wanting to leave Dunder Mifflin for a while and so he’s been applying to jobs in New York. This way I figure we can go together, get a place together and start a new life there. It’ll be perfect. A fresh start.

PAM’S MOM

I am…so proud of you. As disappointed as I was when you called off the wedding to Roy, I was so happy because I knew you’d go further without him. Even when you and Jim started getting serious, I was so afraid you’d end up like me.

PAM

End up like you? What do you mean?

PAM’S MOM

Pam. I love your father but there’s always a part of me that wonders what might have been if I had gone on to school instead of being a housewife. Don’t get me wrong. I loved raising you kids, but to do so, I had to give up on a dream or two of my own. With Roy and, dare I say it, even with Jim, I was afraid you’d get married, get pregnant and end up at home wondering what might have been. I am so happy that’s not what’s going to happen.

PAM
(lost in thought)

Yeah…no…I mean, Jim and I will go to New York together and he’ll do his thing, and I’ll be able to do mine.

PAMS MOM

I am so proud of you.

INT. OFFICE CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY

Angela, obviously frustrated, is working on putting up the party decorations up. Dwight comes into the Conference Room.

DWIGHT
Good afternoon, Angela.

ANGELA

GOOD Afternoon? What’s so good about an afternoon where I once again have to work a miracle to throw a Going Away party for Toby when Pam is off doing who knows what, Phyllis is her usual inept self and Andy is too busy becoming the lead singer for Kevin’s Crap-o-nicity.

DWIGHT
Is there anything I could do?

ANGELA
Sure, you can go to the bakery and get the cake Michael insisted we order and then drive over to Party Central and pick up more streamers and then to M&M Meats and pick up the hors d’oeuvres and then go down to the warehouse and get another folding table and a half dozen more chairs.

DWIGHT
I’m on it.

(turns to leave)

ANGELA

Wait…I was kidding. I don’t expect you to do all that.

DWIGHT
(shrugs)

It’s not that much. I can get it done within the hour.

ANGELA
(genuinely touched)
Well, thank you, Dwight.

DWIGHT

Anything for you, Mon… I mean, anything to help out.

Dwight and Angela stand there for a moment. Both wanting to say something but not sure what.

DWIGHT
Well, I better get going.

Dwight leaves, and Angela stares after him. After he has left, she permits herself to smile. After a moment, Andy enters, drinking from a bottle of water.

ANDY
Hey Angela, do you think we should open with Don’t Stand So Close to Me or King of Pain?

Angela throws a streamer at him.

ANDY
(ducking)|
Wow! Okay. It’s someone’s time of the month.

INT. MICHAEL’S OFFICE – DAY

Michael is leaning back in his chair, obviously feeling rather melancholy. Toby walking by, notices this and pokes his head in the door.

TOBY
Michael? Are you okay?

MICHAEL
What do you care? In about five hours you are outta this place? Jetting off to Copa Cabana or wherever.

TOBY
Well, I’m still the branch’s Human Resources Rep for another five hours. It’s still my job until I leave.

MICHAEL

Forget it, Toby. I’m not going to spill my guts to you. I’m not going to tell you anything about what’s going on between me and Jan. I’m not going to tell you how every time I remember something great about my relationship with her and want to call her, I’m immediately reminded of something that wasn’t so great and yet I still want to call her. Nope, not going to happen.

Toby comes in and sits down across from Michael.

TOBY
When my wife and I split up, I went through the same thing.

MICHAEL
Who cares?

TOBY

I mean, I thought back to when we first fell in love and when we first had Sasha, how wonderful and new everything was. And it made me think that we could still work things out. That this was just a temporary thing, and eventually we’d get back to that good place.

MICHAEL

(groaning)

Why are you still here?

TOBY
(continuing)

But the problem was that, for every good memory, there were just as many bad memories where we were both making each other miserable.

MICHAEL

And your point is?

TOBY

Eventually, my psychiatrist had me do an exercise. He had me envision what I really thought my life would be like if my wife and I got back together…and what I really thought my life would be like if she and I remained apart.

MICHAEL

(semi-interested)

And?

TOBY
And as hard as it was to admit, I saw a lot better future remaining divorced. And I think that’s what you need to do. Ask yourself if going back to Jan would really be better than moving on with your life. And really take a hard look at all the factors before you make your decision.

(gets up to leave)

Anyways, I better get back to my desk.

MICHAEL
(distracted)
Yeah, thanks a lot, Toby. I really appreciate it.

(realizes what he’s saying)

I mean, I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t let the door hit you on the way out.

TOBY
(shrugs)
Sure.

INT. OFFICE – DAY

Phyllis and Stanley are seated at their desks.

PHYLLIS

So, are you looking forward to Toby’s Going Away Party?

STANLEY

Only if he takes about half of his co-workers with him.

Phyllis takes this in for a minute.

PHYLLIS

Which half?

Stanley just looks up at Phyllis.

TALKING HEAD – STANLEY

STANLEY

Every time we have one of these parties, that’s an hour I can’t do my job. Every hour I can’t do my job, that’s an hour I can’t make my commission. Every hour I can’t make my commission, that’s one hour of sleep I lose over how I’m going to pay for my daughter’s college education. Every hour of sleep I lose, that’s one more hour of crankiness you’re going to get out of Stanley Hudson.

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY

As Andy watches (sipping bottled water) Angela is still working furiously at trying to get everything set up for the party. Dwight comes in with his arms full of bags from various party stores. Behind him comes Darryl and Lonnie, who are carrying chairs.

ANGELA

Dwight…you managed to get everything?

DWIGHT

(motioning)

I got more streamers. I also found two dozen party hats with “Farewell” on them. I also got the Warehouse staff to bring up the chairs. (To Darryl and Lonnie) Just set them up against the wall there, Gentlemen.

Darryl and Lonnie move past Dwight and start setting up the chairs as directed.

DWIGHT
(continued)
I also noticed you were running low on bottled water so I stopped and got another 12-pack.

ANDY
(getting up and heading towards Dwight, with the purpose of grabbing another water)

Good call, D-Dawg! You-da-man!

ANGELA
Don’t you think you’ve had enough?

ANDY
Hey, Angel-a, I gotta keep the pipes in tip-top form for the big performance. (Sings) We gonna rock this town, rock it inside out!

Kevin walks by, notices Andy singing and sticks his head in.

KEVIN
Andy, that’s not the Police. That’s the Stray Cats.

ANDY
(continuing on past Dwight and Angela)

I know that, Kev. The song just fit the moment. Lighten up.

Kevin and Andy walk out of the conference room. Andy takes a drink of water as he goes.

KEVIN

We really need to go over the set list.

ANGELA
Did you really do all those things I needed you to do?

DWIGHT

Sure. You looked like you were stressed out, and I thought I would help you…I mean, the Dunder Mifflin- Scranton Party-Planning Committee out.

ANGELA

(suddenly panicked again)
Wait…Did you get the cake and the hors d’oeuvres?


DWIGHT

(smiling)

Relax. I got two cakes (vanilla fudge and chocolate ice cream) and two plates of hors d’oeuvres in the trunk of my car. I’m just going to run down and get them.

ANGELA

Uhm…Dwight…would there be any…cookies in your car?

DWIGHT
Oh no. I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you wanted….

(realization hits)
Oh…cookies?

ANGELA

Yes…Cookies!

A moment passes. Dwight begins to smile. Angela smiles. Both smiles widen.

DWIGHT
I think I might have some cookies down there…. Perhaps in the back seat. I’ll run down and check.

ANGELA

I’ll help you.

They both hurry out of the conference room and out of the Office.

INT. MICHAEL’S OFFICE


Michael is sitting in his office, contemplating.

MICHAEL
Life with Jan (thinks about it…sees some good, sees a lot of bad).

Life without Jan. (thinks about it. Sees some bad…. sees a lot of good).

Life with Jan…Life without Jan…. Life with Jan. (Sighs) Life without Jan (raises his eyebrows.)

INT. THE ANNEX – DAY

Toby is on the phone.

TOBY
I know, Sasha…but it’s for the best. You won’t have to leave school or your friends. And you can still come down to Costa Rica during the summer and on holidays…and just think of all the fun things you’ll have to tell your friends when you get back….I know, I’ll miss you, too, but the time will pass before you know it…She said what? No, that’s not true…. because I would never do that. Of course I want you to come down…As much as possible….Listen, let me talk to your Mom, okay…..okay, love you too…Bye bye….I can’t believe you told her I wouldn’t want her to come visit….that’s just mean. Because now she believes you…No, of course, I want her to come down…. because it’s just something I need to do… (looks over at Pam at reception) …You wouldn’t understand.

EXT. DUNDER MIFFLIN – PARKING LOT – DAY

As Angela and Dwight exit the building, enroute to the search for “cookies,” they pass Jim, returning from New York.

JIM
Hey Dwight…. Hey…Angela? What’s going on?

DWIGHT

Nothing…. Nothing is going on. What makes you think something is going on?

ANGELA

That’s right. We are simply two co-workers who are going to one’s car to retrieve food for the party. That’s all. As they say, nothing to see here.

DWIGHT
That’s right.

JIM

(gives a look to the camera)

Okay then, since these are obviously not the droids I’m looking for, I’ll move along.

Dwight and Angela stay and watch as Jim enters the building.

ANGELA

Do you think he suspects something?

DWIGHT
Nah…He totally bought that, Angela…. Angela?

Dwight turns around to see that Angela is already enroute to his car.

ANGELA

Hurry up, Dwight.

DWIGHT
Coming, monkey.

(Dwight gives a look of his own to the camera and then rushes off.)

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY

Scrantonicity II is setting up at one end of the Conference Room. Andy, still drinking the water, is almost jumping up and down, with excitement.

ANDY
Man. I am so psyched for this. Best day of my life.

(takes a drink of water)

Man, that is really good water. I tell you, I may never go back to tap water after today.

KEVIN

(from behind his drum set)

Are you sure you should be drinking that much water?

ANDY
Jeez, you people sound like the AA of water? Hi, my name is Andy, and I drink water.

Creed is wandering around the band’s set up.

CREED

You guys need a roadie? I got some connections.

ANDY
Are you kidding me? Going on the road. Touring the hotspots of the Northeast. Oh yeah.

KEVIN
Actually. We’re just trying to make it through this gig.

CREED
(shrugs)
If you ever decide to get serious, I know the booker at CBGBs.

KEVIN
Didn’t that place close?

Creed has to think on that one.

CREED

No. I think I opened for the Ramones there last weekend.

Kevin takes this in, looks at Andy as much to say, “Is this guy for real?”

INT. OFFICE – RECEPTION – DAY

Jim walks into the Office.


PAM
(happy to see him)
Hey you! How did New York go?

JIM
Better than I expected, actually. Listen, I have some news I really need to tell you.

PAM
What a coincidence because I have some news I really need to tell you.

JIM
Okay, I know the tradition is “Ladies first”.

PAM
I think that’s “Age Before Beauty” so if you feel the need to go first, you can use that option.

JIM
(laughs)
Funny, Beasley! Okay, so while I was in New York, I got this…

MICHAEL

(coming out of his office)
ALL RIGHT! Attention everyone! It is time for the part-ay! Everyone stop what you are doing and into the Conference Room. Stanley, off the phone. Phyllis, turn your computer off. Oscar, quit…doing whatever it is you’re doing.

(turns to Pam and Jim)

Pam, Jim…put the LOOVEbird seed away and get into the Conference Room. Come on, everybody.

Jim and Pam look at each other and just kinda shrug, then resignedly head towards the Conference Room with the rest of the staff.

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY

Michael is standing in front of the band at the main microphone.

MICHAEL

Ladies and Gentlemen of Dunder Mifflin. Today is a very special occasion. We are here to mark the departure of Human Resources Representative Toby Flenderson. We have spared no expense in what I hope will be the finest part-ay that Dunder Mifflin Scranton. As you can see, we have…

(pointing to the food table)
Oh…what the hell? Okay, I’m sorry, people, there was supposed to be this kick-ass spread with cake and hors d’oeuvres and obviously, someone screwed up because there is no cake, there are no little hot dogs, there’s jack. Where is Angela? And for that matter, where is Dwight?

Dwight and Angela come rushing in. Dwight is precariously carrying both cakes while Angela has plates of hors d’oeuvres. Both of their clothes are rather wrinkled, as if they had undressed and dressed very quickly.


DWIGHT

I’m here, Michael. I was just down getting the food out of my car.

ANGELA
And I was helping him.

Phyllis notices something.

PHYLLIS

Angela, why is your blouse on inside out?

ANGELA

Uhm…I was…uhm…Never mind that, Phyllis. Michael is talking. Pay attention.

Michael is still at the microphone. Behind him, Andy is giving Angela a “what gives’ look.

MICHAEL

Thank you, Angela…. Now before we get to the main thrust of the program (that’s what she said) we are going to have ourselves some musical entertainment. Ladies and Gentlemen, please give your hands together for Scrantonicity.

KEVIN
(yelling)
Scrantonicity II…Scrantonicity II.

MICHAEL
Okay, fine. Scrantonicity II. (Like anybody cares.)

The band starts into the introduction for one of the songs. Andy is getting set to perform but he seems to be wincing and jumping around with his legs closed a little too much. Finally, he comes up to the microphone and prepares to sing.

ANDY

…. I gotta go to the bathroom.


With that, he rushes out of the Conference Room, and the music dies off. Michael heads up to the microphone again.

MICHAEL

Okay. That was pretty much as bad as we all expected it to be. Okay, you know what. Just forget it. Let’s get on to the important stuff. Today is Toby’s last day.

(Everyone claps politely.)

MICHAEL
(continued)

Okay…shut it! And you know. As recently as this morning, I would have told you that Toby leaving was a good thing. Something to be celebrated. I mean, I don’t think it’s any big secret that I wasn’t always Toby’s biggest fan. I saw him as just an interloper here, someone that Corporate sent here to spy on me, rain on my parade. And so, I’m ashamed to say I wasn’t very nice to him.

TOBY

Michael, you don’t have to…

MICHAEL
Yes! Yes, I do, Toby. I made fun of him. I called him names. I discluded him from Office events, like Beach Day. And you know what, because of that, no one would have blamed him if he had not given a crap about my problems. As many of you know, I am separated from Jan…and Toby saw that I was upset and he gave me some advice, and for that I am very grateful.(chokes up) He is a bigger man than I and I want you all to put your hands together, this time for the great man that is Toby Flenderson.

Everyone claps.

MICHAEL
Come on up here, Toby. Say a few words.

TOBY

Wow! First of all, I just want to say that this is really great. Thank you everyone so much for doing all of this for me. I guess, I really want to thank Michael most of all. I never really knew you felt that way about me.

MICHAEL
Well…sometimes, loss makes you…realize your true feelings about your fellow Dunder-Mifflinites. We’re not just co-workers here. We’re friends…. We’re family and losing Toby is like losing a member of the family and that is never a good thing. (starts to choke up) I guess, I just…Good luck and God Speed, Toby Flenderson. And one more thing, I just have to say is…I…

TOBY

Wait, Michael. I’m not leaving,

MICHAEL

What?

TOBY

No, you know what. It’s like you said. We’re family here. I couldn’t leave my family. And I can’t leave Dunder Mifflin. I’m going to call Ryan in the morning and tell him I’m withdrawing my resignation…and it’s all thanks to you.

MICHAEL
Wait…are you sure about that, Toby? I mean, Costa Rica. It’s not as good as Sandals Jamaica but it’s…uh…up there. I mean, don’t you remember how cold it gets here in Scranton…brrr…

TOBY
No…no, Michael. I mean, there’s more to life than just good weather. There’s coming to work every day and knowing you’re appreciated. There’s working for people who love and respect you. That’s it…I’m staying!

Everyone breaks into applause.

KEVIN

That’s awesome, Michael. Just think, if you hadn’t said anything, Toby would have left the Office.

MICHAEL
(whispered)
Just…shut it, Kevin!

Everyone is congratulating Toby.

JIM

Actually, everybody. I have an announcement to make.

Everyone stops and looks to Jim.

JIM
First of all, it’s great to hear that Toby isn’t leaving but…I am.

Everyone gasps.

PHYLLIS
Jim? You’re leaving?

DWIGHT
Is this because of something Andy did?

JIM
No…it’s…about a week ago, I applied to work for a magazine in Philadelphia…and today I found out that I got the job.

Everyone claps but rather tentatively.

PHYLLIS

That’s great, Jim…I guess.

OSCAR
We’re going to miss you.

PAM

(not as excited as she should be)

You got the job…in Philadelphia?

Jim nods.

JIM
There is one more thing.

MICHAEL
Oh my God. Something else? What else can happen?

JIM
Before I go, I need to ask something.

(turning to Pam…gets down on one knee)

Pam, will you marry me?

Everyone gasps, really gets back into the moment.

PAM

Oh my God, Jim…. I…I can’t.

Everyone gasps again, but for the wrong reasons this time. Jim gets back to his feet.

PAM
Jim…I thought you were taking the job in New York.

JIM

They…didn’t hire me. The magazine in Philly did.

PAM
I applied to that design school in New York…and I got in. Classes start in September. (turns to everyone else) I’m leaving too. (back to Jim) I have to do this. I can’t be a receptionist…and I’m not going to just stay at home and be a housewife…. I’m sorry.

In tears, Pam runs out of the Office.

JIM

(running after her)
PAM!

For a moment, everyone just stands in the conference room, very uncomfortable.

Then…

MICHAEL
Damn it. Toby. This is all your fault. If you had just left like you were supposed to, everything would be fine. GOD!

Michael storms out.

Toby just stands there with a “Yeah, this is about normal” look on his face.

After a moment, Andy comes back in from the bathroom.

ANDY

Did I miss anything important?

THE END

Notes (from 2008): Okay, so probably not the ending that NBC is going to go with but it just seemed plausible after Job Fair, and let’s face it, they’ve done the downer ending for the Season Finale in Season 2 so it’s possible they could give us another one for Season 4. This could go one of two ways…either they spend Season 5 much like Season 3, with Jim and Pam having to find their way back to each other and to Dunder Mifflin…OR…perhaps Jim and Pam are the spin-off, basically each living their own life in Philadelphia and New York while trying to reconcile. Call it Jim and Pam: A Love Story. To be honest, as much as I originally thought that the Office couldn’t survive without Jim and Pam and that Andy would be the best character to give a spin-off to, I’m wondering if they couldn’t pull it off. Let the Office be the Michael Scott Over-the-Top Comedy show and let Pam and Jim be more of a romantic dramedy. (And no one says that there couldn’t be crossovers between the two shows.) If I did another rewrite, I’d try and find ways to put Kelly and Darryl in, plus appearances by Oscar and Meredith. Actually, one of my ideas was to have Ryan show up, heavily drugged out and have Kelly realize that Ryan needs her to save him.

Anyways, that’s my ½-hour version of the Office Season 4 Finale.


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